I just want to see someone actually draw how bauxite curry or anything with steel can actually be prepared and chewed/eaten. I remember there was a "30 year old Yuubari-san" where she dipped her french fries in bunker oil, but that's the easiest to imagine.
If you're going to do this joke, I want to see Mamiya stir-frying 12.7 cm shells with the bok choy, damnit!
Bauxite bowl
Ammo with Japanese mustard
Fuel and squash
Deep fried steel