Tried to translate it with Google-senpai's help. I think I've got the gist of it at least, but if someone a bit more fluent wants to come in and check my work, that would be appreciated.
Why have you only been doing urethral and anal play for three days?Is this your hobby, senpai?Of course not, idiot.Ah...One of the higher-ups said "I want a toy that can be played with in all her other holes while keeping her pussy's virginity."Nooh...Forgive me...Ain't he a real pervert?