ok, wtf is going on? Why have these not been translated?
Because our translators don't work here and have lives, and bumping a post repeatedly begging for them to translate something isn't going to magically make them any more willing or available.
...Reimu, here's some hand towels.Also some other towels and used clothes.Oh? Whatever brought that on?Aunnnn~~~You're making such a big deal over a used hand towel, doggy!...Marisa-san, you don't understandhow rare it is to have a surplus of goods in the Hakurei shrine, where money is always scarce.Is it worth that much to just throw away?It's truly precious!!