Oh how i love you for translating this. If you want to hop on the others as well, hell, i'd marry you
*munch*munch*Scourge MailNotice: You've got mail.I'm back, Master! It's Kel'thuzad!Kel-tan For Only Ten DollarsGreetings, fellow members of the Scourge. I am Lich King Arthas.< Kel'thuzad >Achievement: Friend or Fowl?A reply already? That was quick. Let's see what it says.Cooked to perfection!Behind me is my assistant, Frostmourne, otherwise known as "Frostie."It has been quite some time since my illustrious servant, Kel'thuzad, took off in the Naxxramas. I've recently received a mail that said, "Please mail 10 American dollars to Blizzard for your loyal servant." What a curious request. Does this mean that bastard has been defeated so many times that he doesn't even have enough money for repairs? The Azerothian gold to dollar conversion rate is expensive, you know!*appear*Who the hell are you!?