My god, I have no idea what this says and I'm still laughing like a retard in a ball pit.
Nice to meeTerry!
hajimemashi[te] -> [te]ri-streee~eeetchThanks for your hard woRaymond!
otsuka[re]sama -> [re]imondoPlease make yourself at hoMichael!!
yoroshiku onegaishi[ma]su -> [ma]ikeruCRACK-AAAANNNYahoooo~